Monday, August 30, 2010

Advertising...


... My blog of course. Because ads are totally not metal right? I mean, that would just be selling out and sellouts are assholes. Well, they're rich assholes, sure. But they're still assholes, and totally not metal. I'm not a sellout just because I have ads, right? Hell naw.

Ads are metal. I mean, how else are you gonna make money, right? Metal doesn't sell like that pop shit these kids are devouring these days. Then again, I'm not exactly making music, I'm just writing. So it's journalism, right? And in journalism, you can talk about metal and make money right?!

So therefore, my ads are totally not me selling out and in fact, me utilizing an effective marketing strategy.

Ha ha! Fooled again, Rules of Metal.

Brutal.