Friday, September 25, 2009

ROCKTOBER 2K9

This year, October is kicking off with a steel-toed army boot.
DragonForce and Sonata Arctica at the same show: FUCKING EPIC.

Look out scene kids, ROCKTOBER's here to kick your asses and it's pumped the fuck up on motherfuckin' speed metal. Brutal.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Wield them in the pit!


Today, I came across a flyer for some shitcore band's signature BOXING GLOVES.

The slogan, as it were, states "Wear 'em in the pit!", because you don't look stupid enough throwing fucking punches and spin-kicks in the air like you're fighting a legion of some goddamn invisible adversaries without wearing boxing gloves.

I think real metal bands should start promoting their own branded axes and swords. I can see it now: "Wield them in the pit!"

That way, those homocore enthusiasts can put their boxing gloves to good use, and metalheads can systematically purge the world of them at the same time.

Nothing like proclaiming the glory of metal while embedding your axe in some hardcore kid's skull. Brutal.