Sunday, October 4, 2009

Evisceration Plague

I just may have found a use for Black Metal fans' elitism.

Any person who got into metal because of Guitar Hero, including you (yes, you) should be apprehended by the tr00 ones who will wish to eviscerate you with the giant nails on their leather vambraces and hang you by your entrails on your mother's front porch and then burn the church down during your funeral proceeding.

And that's just for not liking black metal.
They don't even know what the fuck Guitar Hero is.

They're too kvlt for that shit.


No comments:

Post a Comment