Saturday, July 11, 2009

Electric Madness

You know what would be metal? Playing a show in an open field during a thunderstorm. You're pretty much guaranteed free pyrotechnics with all the lightning and electrical equipment, and if your guitarist's pickups are active, he can literally play until his strings melt.

Plus, what the fuck is more brutal than playing or attending a show where you're potentially putting your life in danger? May as well put on a suit of armor while you're at it. And wield a sword.

Everyone loves swords.

1 comment:

  1. That sounds perfect for a ManOWar show! Yes!

    Maybe they will all die by electrocution! That would make it even better!